Wednesday, January 16, 2008

A Busy Week

The Jimmy Tide '08 effort had a big week on the campaign trail.

We started with a rally in Newark DE on Sunday night at Matilda's restaurant. Very classy. The turnout was less than expected due to the fact that all the football games had just ended. There were a few boisterous drunks and a retarded guy drinking diet Coke. But, all in all I perceived support.

Next on to Florence SC, with a campaign event at Ruby Tuesday's. Again, many people were there, most eating an early dinner.

Then, Tuesday afternoon at Hooters in St. Augustine, FL. You get some big-boned women during the day shift. But, a shout out to the skinny chick who should be promoted to the night shift very soon.

As I say, once you know me, and once I leave a sweet cash tip, you will like my position as President of The United States. Please support me.


Jimmy Tide '08

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Holy Cow

Well, it's been quite a week of campaigning, hasn't it?

A few people wrote in and asked why I have not been in any of the debates.

I am a force of nature (and I say that humbly). My campaign managers and I believe that the other candidates would suck off a lot of energy from me. Also, I don't play the old "take positions" game. I think that once you meet me and hear about me, you will vote for me.

So thanks for your support and I will post another entry from the campaign trail shortly.

Jimmy Tide '08

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Jimmy Tide '08

Welcome Friends and Supporters.

My name is Jimmy Tide, and I am a candidate for President of The United States.

I am very happy to have made your acquaintance, if, in fact, I have made your acquaintance.

If not, then may be I will.

I am running on a clean platform. Trust, honor and well-laundered items are my touchstones.

In the days and months ahead, I will be share my hopes, and dreams with you, all to the goal of a Jimmy Tide Landslide in November.

Join me, won't you.

Jimmy Tide.